What’s it about? J.J Abrams looks set to cement his position as the nerd’s Messiah with this big-budget reimagining of Kirk, Spock and their USS Enterprise space-chums. As revealed by FHM last year, Heroes’ Zachary Quinto dons the pointy Vulcan ears, while Simon Pegg continues his assault on Hollywood as Scotty.
Hottest star? Stunning Texas Chainsaw Massacre star Diora Baird is featured as a “Orion slave girl”. We’re picturing a Leia-esque gold bikini.
When? May 8.