Number 23 - Kristin Kreuk

She's no bigger than a pixie, but this lovely Lilliputian – carved from the same stuff as fellow tiddler, Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere – has long been an FHM favourite since signing up for Smallville. We have a Dutch dad and a Chinese mum to thank for those striking looks, and with a family business in landscape gardening it stands to reason that we should expect extreme tidiness "down there".

Brilliantly, Kristin likes a laugh, and once revealed how she hooted when a Smallville co-star decorated a fellow cast member's trailer with "some foul-smelling brown stuff." Had it happened on the set of Indian-tinged 2007 flick Partition – in which Kreuk starred with Neve Campbell – our money would have been on a lamb curry.