Number 32 - Jessica Simpson

Thanks to her excellent utilisation of tiny hotpants in The Dukes of Hazard and a refusal to make a music video that isn’t outrageously sexy, Jessica Simpson is by far the hottest girl to ever think Buffalo wings were made from Buffalo.

From a young age, her curvaceous frame ensured she was too steamy for the Texan Christian pop scene she was destined to become a part of and she’s become a fantastic reason to have a guilty interest in pop music.

She may not be welcome at Cowboys Stadium (her relationship with QB Tony Romo has led to her being labeled ‘Yoko Romo’), yet her naive girly charm and unspeakable good looks have made her a worldwide sensation.