Number 52 - Liv Tyler

Kelly Osbourne, Jade Jagger, Peaches Geldolf… of all the elderly rock star’s daughters out there, Liv Tyler is definitely the finest. What’s more, her mere existence makes genetics a sham – Darwin be damned, there’s no way Liv can be Steve Tyler’s daughter. She’s ludicrously hot… and he looks like he’s had his face pulled back by a pitbull. It’s not even worth thinking about.

Liv, however… well Liv’s definitely worth thinking about. She’s been an immortal elf, for starters. You can’t beat that. Ok, ok, she isn’t really but she can speak Elvish (honestly) and she’s also a pretty decent swordfighter to boot. In fact, several scenes cut from the final release of The Two Towers have Steve’s precious one thrusting and stabbing with the best of them. Yes, there is a point to that extra DVD in the case – namely, one Liv Tyler.