Survival of the fittest!

The reality show Survivor has given us some nice moments throughout the years. Scantily clad girls on tropical beaches is exactly what we need when the autumn kicks in.
This year, FHM Norway's own sex columnist Linni Meister has entered the Norwegian version. And used that position to establish herself as a singer, with a, uhm, highly distinguishable voice, somewhere between the Smurfs and the Chipmunks. Where will this all end?

What the hell are you up to, Linni? Skipping work at FHM to just lounge back on a tropical beach?

Aw, stop it ... A girl have to be able to try something new. I'll always come back to you! And with a nice tan too.

Under the circumstances, we'll just have to accept your application for a leave of absence. You've already been there anyway, so there's not much we can do. Did you have a good time, then?

Well, that depends on your definition of a good time. If a good time to you is living on a deserted island without food for an extended period of time, then that's your business.

GREAT! So once again we'll have to endure this endless chatter about food supplies on Survivor. I mean, how hard can it be?

Awfully sorry, but that's just the way the song goes. You simply can't think about anything else. Sex and food is also the only two thing the participants usually have in common, so those two are pretty natural subjects for conversation.
 

Credits - Text: Alexander Endsjø, Photo: Per Heimly, Styling: Ingeborg Ravensborg