FHM gets to know the hottest body in Britain

A former girl-bander whose relationship with English soccer star Peter Crouch has been gossiped about almost as much as the Beckhams, it’s no wonder this 21-year-old has rarely been out of the tabloids in the last two years. Abigail Clancy’s near-perfect body has landed her on Britain’s Next Top Model as well her own reality TV series Abbey and Janice: Beauty and the Best which follows her attempt to break into the Los Angeles modeling scene.

Abigail the Model
Until you meet her in the flesh, it’s impossible to describe just how good-looking she is. Amazingly, even these pictures don’t do her justice. In fact, FHM can’t help but wonder who are her competitors for the best body in Britain.

“Kate Moss,” she says, after some thought. “Sienna Miller too.”
What would her life be like if she were fat and ugly?
“Well, I suppose I wouldn’t be an underwear model.”

Abbey the Tabloid Target
Of course, dating a high-profile England soccer star isn’t all romantic phone calls and complicated, spindly sex. After all, it’s a relationship forged in a fiery tabloid hell: when the News of the World published old photos of her snorting cocaine, she was forced to pack her bags and leave England’s World Cup camp “in disgrace.” “I wasn’t sent home by the way—I left of my own accord,” she growls.

On Dating a Soccer Star
As if on cue, her mobile rings. We know who it’ll be. Because they’ve phoned each other every hour since we arrived.
“I know babe… That’s what I said… I love you…” she coos.

It’s a little strange. In FHM’s darker moments, we kind of assumed girlfriends of professional athletes are just in it for the fame—or indestructible credit card. So it’s almost annoying just how genuinely infatuated Abigail seems to be with Peter Crouch. And, against the odds, her two-year relationship with the 6ft 7in Liverpool striker seems stronger and more nauseatingly lovely-dovey than ever.

So what did Peter want?
“Just to say I’m beautiful.”
As we said: nauseating.

Abbey the Tabloid Target Of course, dating a high-profile England soccer star isn’t all romantic phone calls and complicated, spindly sex. After all, it’s a relationship forged in a fiery tabloid hell: when the News of the World published old photos of her snorting cocaine, she was forced to pack her bags and leave England’s World Cup camp “in disgrace.”
“I wasn’t sent home by the way—I left of my own accord,” she growls.