Contrary to what most guys think, dancing’s great. When else can a man thrust his pelvis wildly while throwing a sexy girl in the air and pulling her provocatively close to his crotch—without copping a police record? And the current queen of dance is the succulent Aussie Kym Johnson, a blonde temptress who puts the “star” into the hit TV show Dancing With The Stars.

Dancing With The Stars has gained quite a following, why this sudden interest in all things tango and mambo?
Who would’ve thought! But I think Dancing With The Stars does so well because it’s multi-dimensional. It has a bit of a celebrity aspect, and it shows people who are out of their comfort zones, people risking it all, and I think there is something appealing about that.

Do you think everyone is capable of dancing?
Sure, anyone can dance! That’s exactly the point of the show.

But you have to admit, most people are probably tuning in to see you cha-cha in sexy costumes, right?
No, I think people watch it to see the celebrities.

Hang on, you do dance around in some rather skimpy outfits. You can’t really think your entire male audience is tuning in just to learn a few dance moves?
Look, I so don’t care. I’m not the least bit high-maintenance, I’ll wear what they want me to wear.

Has anything ever popped out at an inopportune time?
You know, I’ve never had a wardrobe malfunction. They may look sexy, but they make these ballroom dresses very sturdy, there’s no way you are going to fall out.

Has a partner ever failed to catch you at the height of a spiraling pirouette?
If there is going to be a screw up, it normally happens in rehearsals. However, I have been dropped on-stage by a partner. I rolled my ankle and was out for four months.

Is it true that good dancers are usually great in the sack, too?
Oh, I don’t know about that one. There could be some truth to it; rhythm on the dance floor, rhythm in the bedroom.

Can you give some insight into the rumors that everyone appears to be hooking up with each other on Dancing With The Stars?
No, we’re just like a tight-knit little family. You form really good friendships with your partner, but hey, I can’t talk for other couples.

What can be learned on the dance floor that can be reciprocated in the bedroom?
Oh, I don’t know. I guess it’s all about eye contact and movement and being into each other.

Maybe we could introduce the dance angle into other shows, like gardening, or dancing sports announcers?
You may have something there! Dancing is taking over the world and bringing peace and joy wherever it goes!

If only the Israelis and the Palestinians would learn to tango.
Exactly. Dancing would solve all the problems of the world.